Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Best funny new whatsapp message


एक बार admin का फ़ोन TOILET में गिर गया
अचानक toilet से 'Toilet Devi' प्रकट हुई 
उन्होंने adminको एक गोल्ड का फ़ोन दिया

Adminने 'कुल्हाड़ी' वाली स्टोरी सुनी हुयी थी 
इस लिए वो ईमानदारी के साथ बोला 
ये सोने का फ़ोन मेरा नहीं है देवी जी '.

देवी बोली:
अबे बेवकूफ धो ले इसको !:😂😂😂




पाकिस्तान: तालिबान ::
गंगाधर:शक्तिमान




Son: dad, can I go to my friend's house for a party?

Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom...

Son: mom, can I go to my friend's house for a party?

 Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad...

Son: Sala, ye ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?  





2 famous people have died doing what they loved. 

Paul Walker  - driving 
Phil Hughes  -  batting 

God Bless Sunny Leone! 







Gujubhai Interview Ke Liye Gaya.

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha.

Gujubhai Ki Bari Aaye.

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?

Gujubhai Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...

Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!

Gujubhai Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...

Gujubhai's another deadly solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Interviewer:-Stupid

Gujubhai :- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand 
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)

Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..

Gujubhai :- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”

Gujubhai - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”

Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli , naukri Gujubhai ko hee de do.
Gujjus can sell anything...